| You're hearing it everywhere: Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa. At first, these phrases seem quite innocuous, but underneath them lies a dangerous subtext: America's ongoing War on Merry. The PC Police are at it again, this time targeting one of the English language's most beloved words. Slowly but surely, the word "merry" is being stripped from our vernacular. Today it's "happy holidays," but what will tomorrow bring? Go on your happy way? Happy-go-round? And what will happen to the children if this sick trend continues? Will they never know the joy, or dare I say "merriness," that the word "merry" has brought to so many generations before them? If you don't believe the seriousness of this issue, just look at what this country's homosexual agenda has done to the word "gay." So join me in the struggle to keep merry from being fagified by the left-wing liberal media. Let's put the "merry" back in meaningless, holiday-related semantic jestures! |