Sorry, Dover, Pennsylvania. You're screwed. Pat Robertson decreed today that because of your refusal to teach that the world began with a talking snake and a woman made out of a guy's rib as scientific fact, God has turned His back on you. And don't bother crawling back to the Lord during the next natural disaster, either; after all, "you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there." On the other hand, Kansas, you have decided to let God into your science classes, and for that, you're off the hook. The next time one of your cities is leveled by one of God's tornadoes, which should be next Tuesday if my research is correct, feel free to pray away. God knows you need it. |